The same guy that parses JSON by hand (rather than use a library)

Of course I know him. He’s me.

Or a past version of me anyway that was too dumb for its own good and also tried to do datetime stuff and several other complex things. Daft moron, that guy. Glad I don’t have to work with such idiots any-

Looks at coworkers

Glad I can now look down on such-

Looks at own work

You know what, never mind.