My project manager came to me last friday: Next week we’ll start a new project ahead of schedule. Its all up to you. We do it ahead of schedule so you dong have any pressure.

Me:disappointed for not getting pressure. Almost wanting to cry out: “NO PLEASE GIVE ME PRESSURE!”

• breaks when too much pressure
• forgets there is pressure if under pressure for more than 2 hours

oh they’ll be happy to apply pressure forever.