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Aperture Science Entertainment Cube
^*may ^include ^trace ^amounts ^of ^asbestos
smash it or get it out of my house
It will be the clearest indicator possible that Valve doesn’t need more money, if they don’t sell this as a special edition.
I don’t need it… I don’t need it… I don’t need it…
But…
I am holding out for a lament configuration.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who pictured this cube.
Fun fact about that cube
If you connect the centers of all faces with edges, you get a tetrahedron
An octagon?
And if you solve it you will be shown such sights, and your suffering will be legendary.
I still would not be able to resist the compulsion to solve it.
I bet it’s really satisfying to solve right up until it isn’t.
“It is not hands that summon us, it is desire.”
If you have no wish to summon the cenobites, it might be no more dangerous than a Rubik’s cube, but there’s probably some horrible catch where even if you’re 99.99999% sure you want nothing to do with ‘em they can probably still pull out some hellish unfathomably small print legalese on you.
Isn’t it that desire what drives one to solve it though? I think you can only solve it if you have that desire
You’re reminding me I need to rewatch Hellraiser. Such a great movie.
The first few were good and I rewatched the first two relatively recently. They dropped off pretty hard starting with 3 though yeah? I haven’t watched the reboot but really should do so, but I don’t know if I can stand to watch one without Doug Bradley.
Reminds me of The Moment from Dr. Who. Suppose it probably took a bit of inspiration from Hellraiser.
i hope it comes with a tiny voice line generator so it can silently judge me while i play bad games.
It should have LEDs, so it can blush when playing pervy games.
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I want my cube to be the puzzle box from the original hellraiser movie.
Welp, that was fast.
… hopefully, it will not stab anyone.
This time.
Its ok. The corners are sanded down /s
Shut up and take my money!
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