we all have 'em. those tiny, insignificant battles of opinion that you’ll stubbornly defend to your last breath, even though they literally do not matter one bit. i’m talking about the truly petty stuff. like, i firmly believe that cereal is a soup. fight me.


Escalators and moving walkways are there to get you somewhere faster and with less effort. They are not meant to ferry your fat ass the entire way. That’s what elevators and carts are for. Move it!!!
This one’s actually wrong tho lol, they were literally invented to do just that
As long as they stay to the right I don’t care that much
people who park in the left “lane” of the escalator: jail
people who install a single-wide escalator: death penalty