i’m talking like, ‘the ability to perfectly sort a single drawer of socks once a month.’ how do you even market that to potential supervillains? or, you know, just for fun. bonus points for trying to make it sound vaguely useful.

  • pheonixdown@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m going to steal this from my favorite author, the power to arrive late to things, and it frequently happens even if you aren’t trying to.

    Bonus power: the power to get an excessive amount of water on the floor when washing dishes.

    There are many more, it’s a fun series.