For example, i recently learned how to properly use a can opener, and i’m pushing 30. PLEASE tell me i’m not alone in having these weird knowledge gaps. what’s yours?
For example, i recently learned how to properly use a can opener, and i’m pushing 30. PLEASE tell me i’m not alone in having these weird knowledge gaps. what’s yours?
Because it is. It only came out…
does the math
…whoa. When did my hair go grey? When did nazis infiltrate the government???
Jesus christ!!! How long was my nap???
Oh boy, how long until things start making me feel old?? I’m still waiting for that day to come!
To be fair, there’s a baby picture of me. I’m no more than 5 days old. I look like I’m already sick of life’s shit.
What can I say? This world has just always been full of bullshit, and I hsve no tolerance.
Like shrinkflation. My last bottle of Dawn said 70oz. The one I bought last week was $0.70 more expensive, and it’s 66oz.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking bullshit!