i like superheated steam treated (Silk, Westsoy, Trader Joe’s) and freshly made Asian style

but if it’s not treated nor fresh, lipoxygenase wreaks havoc on the oils and makes it godawful yeah

90% of the time i take a nap i do not wake up feeling less tired

half of the things i want to say (if I’m lucky) because my brain produces an endless torrent of meaningless overshare-y bullshit that I just have to desperately try to keep out of my painstakingly curated conveyor belt of approved remarks that will hopefully not get me in trouble and/or bore people to death

lol people really think they’ll be able to make money off of lemmy posts. lmao

ayyyy that’s my favorite rock. it’s a good’n

movie theaters are fucking bullshit

• can’t pause movie and go pee
• can’t pause movie and discuss something with the person you’re watching with
• can’t rewind when you inevitably zone out so then you just have to not know what the hell happened the past few minutes
• can’t laugh or make jokes too loud or you’re an asshole
• can’t eat or drink anything you actually want to, let alone for a not ridiculous price
• no subtitles
• the first third of the seats cause neck pain if you sit there
• seats usually gross

i am SO thankful i live in an era where i can easily watch movies at home

what’s going on here?

nor should they be piercing blue or green and fuck up the way my room looks in the dark

(at least the angry dishwasher man agrees with me on this)

people who park in the left “lane” of the escalator: jail

people who install a single-wide escalator: death penalty

*raises hand lactose intolerantly* can we make it cost less if we give up the “-milk” label?

that absolutely should not count as milk and I’m upset that I’m now cursed with this knowledge

do you get their memories with perfect recall? if so i pick that guy who forgot the password to his bitcoin wallet that has like a bajillion dollars worth in it lol

spinach pkhali!

the traditional way is to blanch the spinach then press out the water, but I would recommend lightly dry frying it in a nonstick pan to get it cooked and slightly dehydrated with minimal nutrient loss

my heart goes out to the NTs experiencing executive dysfunction, attention direction issues, impulsivity, etc. bc even if they’re not to the extent of wrecking your whole life, they still suck to deal with even if on an infrequent and non-severe basis

NTs you’re allowed to be frustrated when your brain’s bein a lil shit!

I think it’s why I ended up enjoying drawing so much haha

brain don’t make good pictures need art supplies

i can barely rotate a cube in FreeCAD how yall doing this in your brain

no only visa and mastercard

sigh 4 hours of doomscrolling it is then

my geography’s trash cuz I’m an American moron but I thought China had at least a few tropical beaches

tropical beaches with really good public transit and bitchin noodles