except for her husband, who apparently prefers to sow seed in the other melon patch

“…he’s passed…”
i entirely lost my shit laughing lol

holy shit. the fact that he pulled it off is legendary. although, it’s also pretty fucked up his job didn’t give him a little leeway with the schedule, ffs

instructions unclear, pooped in the sink and set a timer to fuck the glasses

(haha don’t worry, i didn’t delay pooping. i never delay pooping when a private bathroom is available. i should have taken the toothbrush to the kitchen sink after though, that’s a good idea)

ayyyy that’s also me. slept like crap. woke up at 3:30am. too hungry to go back to sleep. then had to sit upright for 1+ hrs after eating to avoid acid reflux, but too tired to be productive. then crash back asleep, wake up around 2:30pm, feel guilty about not having fed fish, can’t take meds now cuz too late in the day… sigh…

i did manage to get 40 minutes of work done. which i guess is more than 0

this was me all day with Balatro
and sleeping
and staring at the fish tank

yeah tomorrow i need to actually take my meds

Oof. This was me last time I had to move. Fortunately a nearby commercial complex had a unit open when I was 2 weeks away from disaster

Commercial rentals suck way more than renting from an individual homeowner but at least they’re more available…

Yes! Poor things were hungry. :( I set up a reminder for the rest of the week that I’m fish-sitting

“go 'way! baitin gamin!”

love that a lot of their ads were just “be fucking weird and surreal, then people will look, and BAM! PS2 logo.”

tfw i called myself murrican on the internet with a hard Am-

oof. you also American? i live in the PA boonies and that… is a good point

if we tried to take over the world we’d get to the point of having an orbital plasma cannon array aimed at the world’s capitols and defense command centers, make the “surrender or get glassed idiots lol” announcement, then realize we can’t find one of the keys you need to turn to fire it

curiosity AND stubbornness. sometimes i don’t have enough stubbornness left in me and have to give up and just feel dumb 🫠

devils advocate, some libertarians are baby leftists. I described myself as a libertarian throughout high school before experiencing the Real World™ as a college student/dropout/student again who had to support my dumb fuckin self with artificially inadequate social services

yeah I’m probably not a great person since I only changed my mind after Bad Shit Happened To Me Personally®, but like, a lot of humans be like that

that was such a good movie, highly recommend

has “in this essay I will” energy, 11/10

6 is about my limit before the Au* part of my AuDHD kicks in and I exasperatedly shove them all into the bookmarks folder

we don’t talk about the bookmarks folder

*suspected, full disclaimer (my evaluator said my insurance would only pay for one diagnosis lol)

only if there’s something more important I’m supposed to be doing lol

look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!