I’ve been to the theatre a few times with the wife to see some musicals. I literally have no fucking clue what’s being said or sung. Its all just noise while people prance about on stage to me.

I do enjoy it but I feel like a dog watching TV with its owner or something. I end up just watching everything else instead, watching for cues from the orchestra at the bottom, and seeing if I can see the stage hands and which pulleys work which props.