Jared Birchall is Elon Musk’s right hand man. He controls Elon Musk’s family foundation and is in charge of hiring bodyguards to protect Elon. He is one of the very few people that Elon Musk trusts.
With his wife Laura, he lives in Austin, Texas.
According to public documents, they are located at 16715, Destiny Cove, Austin, TX 78738-7421.

Donald Trump falsely said migrant families living in Springfield, Ohio, were stealing pets and eating cats and dogs.
Elon Musk amplified these lies on X.
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/18/media/elon-musk-trump-rally-bomb-election-misinformation
As a result, these families received thousands death threats.
https://www.npr.org/2024/09/19/nx-s1-5114047/springfield-ohio-haitian-migrants-trump-safety-concerns
Jared Birchall laughed about it. He absolutely loved it. His lovely wife Laura Birchall thought this was very funny.
Jared is obsessed about his privacy. He doesn’t want anyone to know who he is.
“Why are you posting their picture?”
I don’t owe them shit.


Elon’s a straight up Bond villain. I feel guilty for owning a Starlink, but it’s the only high speed internet in my area. Ridiculous that this pricks behaviour means that I now have to justify my choice of IP.
Bond Villains are intelligent and have charm and sophistication.
Musk has none of those.
Don’t you have fiber available?
Sadly no, just fiber to the cabinet, then copper to the house. When I called the provider to tell them I was switching to Starlink they said there were ‘curently no plans’ for fiber to the premises in my area, so I suspect it’ll be a few years away at the very least.
Annoyed to be paying money to that dick, but it’s literally 10x faster at 420mb, which is what I’m getting now.
I can tell you’ve never been past nowhere.
Trust me I know what’s living in a rural area is like US or not.
It helps if you live in a country where the ISPs don’t have a monopoly. They are forced to provide high speed internet to pretty much everyone just in case the competition does it first.