I get the vibe “lefty memes” is a misnomer, and an actual progressive like me won’t be accepted here, so I’ve never tried posting anything in here yet - but everywhere else I’ve posted this so far has hated it, so I’m trying here now.
I made this meme because I noticed parallels in how Republicans and Democrats coordinate to block access to guns and vaccines, violating my rights and putting me and my loved ones in senseless danger.
I’m not quite ready to give up on finding a community where people like this meme. I know it’s actually one of my most well-crafted ones yet, no matter what some people say.
Image text (Morpheus meme format, repurposed to represent US uniparty politics, not blindly misused without understanding it as some commenters keep saying)
Red pill:
Let people who pretend to know nothing about vaccines decide who can get what vaccines
Blue pill:
Let people who pretend to know nothing about guns decide who can get what guns
Red pill:
Let the weapon industry dictate gun policy
Blue pill:
Let big pharma dictate vaccine policy


Dork, communist, terrorist, conservative, “enlightened centrist”
There are many titles for my kind in a world where people just use words at random with no meaning
yeah ok “actual progressive”. you keep it up and I’m gonna strain my eyes from rolling them so hard lmao
Progressive and communist seem like more meaningful words to describe me with than dork or terrorist, but I welcome them all as long as you’re too busy calling me names to do more “productive” oppression work against me
somebody help! they’re being oppressed!