described the $599 device (it also requires a subscription that starts at $7 per month) as a toilet bowl attachment that uses “optical sensors and validated machine-learning algorithms” to deliver “valuable insights into your health and wellness.”
Do they take their product ideas from the Onion?
This can’t be real, can it??
It’s real. A lot of information can be taken from those bowls, you know, the kind of information big corporations will use to fuck you up when they get the chance.
Do they take their product ideas from the Onion?
This can’t be real, can it??
It’s real. A lot of information can be taken from those bowls, you know, the kind of information big corporations will use to fuck you up when they get the chance.