I wasn’t able to join the military because of it. I tried calling up my local PD and asking the source itself. Not only did they not know the answer (I’m shocked too trust me), they said I had to pass a medical test AFTER I go through all the prerequisites. So I’m asking here before I dedicate myself.

  • 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    20 hours ago

    Sure, here’s your application.

    • Are you a racist piece of trash?
    • Are you willing to shoot innocent people for made up scenarios?
    • Can you give misleading instructions under pressure?
    • Do you have record of domestic violence?
    • Do you hate pets?
    • Do you like paid vacations while the union creates disingenuous excuses for your crimes?
    • Most importantly, are you ready to lick some boots?

    If you chose “Yes” on most of these questions, you’re ready to be a cop in the USA. Please apply at the nearest donut shop.