It was put there by science-denying troglodytes like yourself trying to drag civilization back into the Dark Ages. Enjoy your blood-letting and miasma treatments, don’t forget your nightly mercury applications.
If bloodletting isn’t your thing, maybe you’d prefer a milk transfusion. They’ve made incredible advancements in trepanation if that’s more your speed. Have you tried sacrificing a goat to guarantee good health? I hear it can be really effective, just make sure you pick an in-network deity.
It was put there by science-denying troglodytes like yourself trying to drag civilization back into the Dark Ages. Enjoy your blood-letting and miasma treatments, don’t forget your nightly mercury applications.
You paint a very black-and-white cartoon
If bloodletting isn’t your thing, maybe you’d prefer a milk transfusion. They’ve made incredible advancements in trepanation if that’s more your speed. Have you tried sacrificing a goat to guarantee good health? I hear it can be really effective, just make sure you pick an in-network deity.