[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]
[teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is
[purple, taken aback] Huh?!
[zoom on teal’s very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can’t Your guac ideology doesn’t work Heh Pft Owned
[purple looks blasé and has no words]
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“THEY” dont want you to know theres an extra charge for guac
Have you looked at the secret menu though:
- Capitalist guac (extra charge)
- Mutualist guac (free but you provide the spices)
Wake up, sheeple! Big guac and their Chipotle goons are reshaping our society in their image!
I’m assuming guacamole is communism? What avocado?
Well that would make it the communism fruit that you pluck from the communism tree, duh!



