I once knew a guy who received a blackmail email claiming they’d accessed his email account. He sent them pictures of his dick, balls and hairy butthole until they blocked him.

Does anyone have any tips on how I can do something similar with companies that breach my privacy. I worry that installing a blink camera under the seat of my toilet, so it can witness what a lack of fibre does to a mans lower intestine, wouldn’t get the message through.

Or is this something I would be better taking up with the nearest US embassy or FBI field office?