Possibly linux@lemmy.zip to Sysadmin@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agoThe new Dell naming scheme is outmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareThe new Dell naming scheme is outPossibly linux@lemmy.zip to Sysadmin@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
Here it is: Dell Base Dell Plus Dell Premium Dell Pro Base Dell Pro Plus Dell Pro Premium Dell Pro Max Base Dell Pro Max Plus Dell Pro Max Premium What a time to be alive
minus-squareAdmiral Patrick@dubvee.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoIt’s like their entire product line can be named with a script seeded with random buzzwords: function generateProductName() { const baseName = 'Dell' const buzzwords = ['Base', 'Plus', 'Premium', 'Pro', 'Max'] let modelName = '' for (let i = 0; i < 1+ Math.ceil(Math.random() * buzzwords.length); i++) { modelName += ` ${buzzwords[Math.floor(Math.random() * buzzwords.length)]}` } return baseName + modelName } for (let i=0; i<6; i++) { console.log(generateProductName()) } Dell Premium Pro Plus Pro Max Dell Base Dell Max Plus Dell Pro Pro Pro Dell Plus Dell Base Plus
minus-squareoleorun@real.lemmy.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-22 days agodell$=apple$
It’s like their entire product line can be named with a script seeded with random buzzwords:
function generateProductName() { const baseName = 'Dell' const buzzwords = ['Base', 'Plus', 'Premium', 'Pro', 'Max'] let modelName = '' for (let i = 0; i < 1+ Math.ceil(Math.random() * buzzwords.length); i++) { modelName += ` ${buzzwords[Math.floor(Math.random() * buzzwords.length)]}` } return baseName + modelName }
for (let i=0; i<6; i++) { console.log(generateProductName()) } Dell Premium Pro Plus Pro Max Dell Base Dell Max Plus Dell Pro Pro Pro Dell Plus Dell Base Plus
dell$=apple$