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minus-squareIamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·1 day agoYou would if you don’t like surprises. Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 day agoHow would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
minus-squarewhiskybourbon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 day agoThis is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.
You would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.