I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.

Is there anything else?

  • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Vibrating butt plug with timer

    Realistically, your wife is your partner and some sacrifices need to be made. If she can’t sleep through a watch, she should consider earplugs or just deal. I’m sure you silence it and leave the room ASAP so, that’s just life of sharing a room with a spouse.

    Edit like literally millions of spouses have tolerated their other rising before them, it’s a normal part of the deal

  • AnneBonny@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    1 year ago

    I can’t imagine that you can get out of bed without waking your wife if your smartwatch vibrating wakes her up.