Because I was complaining just last night about how I’m definitely gaining weight now, and no I won’t stand on the scale to confirm, but I can just tell from the way my clothes are fitting, and it’s “so unfair because I’m not even eating anything rich or carb heavy, and I exercise every day”. Then literally the next day I get up, eat chocolate, watch YouTube videos, do zero exercise, then fall back asleep.

I dunno. This seemed as good a time as any to get this off my chest.