That’s not what I mean….
I was just listening to a biologist podcast about tardigrades and learnt we’ve been subjecting them to all the extremes to see what they can tolerate: super-fast speeds, radiation, you name it we’ve done it to them…
Think if super-advanced aliens did this to us. Oh. Oh god. ‘How much velocity to squish us?’ ‘How much sound to shake us apart?’
Suddenly anal probing doesn’t seem so bad.
e: ‘we’ll stick an appropriately-sized thing into an orifice that seems made for that’ sounds downright friendly by comparison.
Related (prequel?)
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/probe-3
I was initially searching for even another one, but couldn’t find it - where aliens invade earth and request a number of people to conduct experiments on. Only to have them delivered in a short amount of time. The humans reveal that they just posted the alien’s request to several kink forums on the internet and there were many people willing to participate.