Just a weird hill to die on… Doesn’t seem worth it, even if it was possible to accomplish (which I do not believe it is). Seems like you’d not want to label yourself with such a universally tainted title. I’m certain that there are people out there with similar positions as you who understand they’re not conseratives, and have another word for it. You should find those people.

Otherwise everyone will just assume you’re a piece of shit when you tell them you’re a conservative. And rightfully so.

The fact that you’re even here having an honest discussion about politics means you’re not a conservative.