• reddig33@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    I think you might have discovered the next sequel to Jurassic Park:

    Giant food conglomerate realizes it can sell dinosaur meat on the cheap, and attempts to breed dinosaurs as a bulk chicken substitute! Horror ensues when they realize it’s not as simple as it sounds.

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      14 hours ago

      Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe’s. What they’re made of is a mystery. Where they come from no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em; if you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.