I do love me a good wrap and always go vegan. Usually it’s bean with beans and more beans, for a more Mexican like vibe. But sometimes I want something fresh with a bunch of green lettuce like shit, put some cucumbers in there, maybe some fruits and hot sauce to spice it up. My wraps are the envy of anyone as they lay on the plate, looking all nice and tasty.

Then I go and take a bite, the juices go everywhere, along my arm, over the plate and the table, over my shirt. The backside tears out and the insides come flying out and make a huge mess. So I end up taking a knife and fork and eating it that way, much safer than picking it up and taking a huge bite. Still damned tasty tho.