• fonix232@fedia.io
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    This is the point where you’d enable push notifications (if Fediverse apps had them), then put your phone on vibrate and then use it as a… personal massager.

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I would if I didn’t already have a personal massager and if my phone would fucking charge. Yaaaay. Well I mean it charges when its off anyway. So that’s something.