as a Canadian I’m used to everything being expensive as fuck, but I have to draw the line somewhere. this is why piracy exists. I’ll probably break down and buy one at the next major Zelda title launch, because I don’t get a choice in that. my heart wants what it wants, and I’m getting too old to say no at this point.

can you pick all the hottie’s?

… the hottie’s what?

he was pretty damn cool as Doc Holliday too

I bailed out. Fled to Canada, where after 16 years of happiness it now looks as if I might lose my country and be forced to become American again… fuck that. I’d rather die. I’ll disappear into the Shield and survive on bass and pickerel for the rest of my life, living like Rambo. Yeah John Rambo was American, but he would’ve been much better off as a Canadian.

Hence, the reason I originally suggested to use Firefox

Just FYI, the word “hence” literally means “for this reason”. So you just said “for this reason the reason” lol.

I’m not sure that this was written by a human, but honestly, even if it’s the product of AI/ChatGPT, it’s moving, nonetheless. I don’t care if this diatribe was written by a robot, I can’t say that I don’t agree with its message 100%. If AI is gonna take this position, then I’m more than happy to fight alongside the bot army

have we (the human race) ever been to this point before? where corporations are big enough to absorb whole countries and there’s pretty much nobody who’ll stand up to them?

it really sucks when you realise that virtually everything is a US company… and yet everything they sell is made in fucking China

How did I not know about this?? Major update to Spank Bank material incoming

but seriously, IMDB says Idris Elba plays Man-at-Arms? SOLD

I guess I’m the only one thinking about how it’s inevitable that birds and other animals will mistake them for real insects and die from ingesting these things, god knows what kind of toxic materials they’re made of but I’m willing to bet it’s not safe to eat them

“THEY ARE ALGORITHM JUST BREAKS SOMETIME”

is what you just said

yeah that’s really the key to an acceptable youtube experience. after google nuked UBO on chromeOS, sponsorblock is still there to do the heavy lifting. I’ll be switching to a windows machine soon, but for now all I have is my chromebook, which is still functional even without the real UBO-- but I’m sure they’re working on a way to fuck us out of the “lite” version of it and take away extensions like sponsorblock

… and that said, I cancelled years ago after their 3rd price hike in 18 months (in Canada). been sailing the high seas ever since and feel absolutely no guilt whatsoever. I remember their excuse was always something like, “In order to continue to bring you top-shelf content, we must also continue to raise your monthly fee, while at the same time our original content becomes increasingly shitty and we systematically remove quality content from our library, leaving you with horrible Netfux originals as your only option”

oh right, of course. this guide is for interacting with US police. as if the rest of the world doesn’t exist and we should all assume that everything posted to the internet applies specifically to US citizens. cool thanks

and just like FB, reddit, xitter, tiktok, et al, you’re not. it’s just another place for the vainest, most vapid, self-absorbed fucktards to post pictures of their lunch (in between selfies)

Porn addiction can lead to erectile dysfunction

a ton of stuff just started to make sense