He found friendship!

Can you shorten that explanation

Much like the US government you forgot about the veterans we also don’t take care of. We have a long and storied tradition of sending people to go fuck themselves

I don’t like fighting… in the spouse attractive? Maybe we could work this out. I prefer little spoon.

I’d probably still blink as normal but yeah the name wouldn’t strike me as odd

Damn. Reading this too late to help my horny boy. He gets mocked relentlessly at school for his horns and the name I gave him. I named him Tiny-penis. Which in retrospect I can see how young boys might mock that name.

Might’ve been a golf ball

I’ll take it lol

Absolutely, and to be clear I’m just talking because I have time to kill. I’m not debating just chatting lol your opinions are absolutely valid

Yeah even in a perfect utopia not everyone would own a house. Sometimes you’re only living in a place for a short time

Sorry dbl reply. I wanted to explain my “hamburger” better. I’m sure you’re a smart person but I know I have a bad habit of explaining something a wild metaphor from left field lol.

You should also know my mental image of myself is a British person although I’m really from Texas. Forgive me if if I sound posh in my explanation.

Imagine if we carpooled together to work

Me: I’ll pick up lunch for us before getting you. You’re right hammer tho aren’t you… tell you what send me the money first! $3 for the burger plain $5 if you want it special and $7 if you want extras.

How much do you send?

Well if you don’t care send only $3. If you want pickles on the burger or chips and a shake well that’s extra isn’t it?

I’m not saying “bacon on a burger is silly” I’m saying if you want bacon ask for bacon. Don’t just pay $7 and hope you like the extras and custom toppings.

When someone asks “what are these three burgers different prices” I feel like the answer is “just get the cheap burger if you don’t recognize the Swiss mushroom difference… you maybe just don’t like mushrooms”

Edit: again to be clear I’m not suggesting you should never take risks and order the “special” burger and give it a shot on a night out. I’m just saying if the question is “different prices, WHY?” My answer is “get the cheaper one”

You want the movie? It has the movie. Boom done. If you want pickles you’ll know to ask for pickles.

Like all advice it isn’t one size fits all… I will challenge with this tho:

Are you disappointed I didn’t get YOU a hamburger when I went out to whataburger?

You didn’t know, you aren’t missing what you didn’t know about.

What I mean is if you want commentary on the dvd you’ll read the description to see if it’s on there. If you didn’t care enough to look for it… maybe you’d still like the commentary if you got it, but if you didn’t have it you wouldn’t exactly be “missing” that additional content. However if you pay more for features you didn’t need or want you’ve wasted some money.

Just my opinions and tho. I’m not philosopher or anything.

I’m well known as being nice at work. I never talk about anything in my personal life, I’m very sarcastic, and I’m vocal “I’m not here to make friends, I just want to get paid”

Why do my coworkers think I’m nice and like me anyway?

Because I help them whenever they need help. There are ways to be nice, friendly, and cool without socializing.

“I can’t figure out the difference “

Get the cheaper one then.

I’m a salesmen and anytime I’m in a situation where a customer is like “what’s the difference “ and I can explain why one costs more than another… it’s normally different features or materials… but at the end of the day if you don’t care about the “extra long deleted scenes with director commentary” enough to see it’s there then you probably don’t need it.

Just buy the cheaper one you’ll be fine

“It’s actually good to not receive help as an addict”

That’s… silly lol. Where did you pull that idea from?

It’s different because physical addiction is harder to deal with, you can die lol

I was also homeschooled in the Texas countryside as a kid… I understand being lonely… addiction is harder.

I’m a recovering drug addict. Nobody wanted to help me, rejected by everyone who wasn’t a recovering drug addict.

I got out of the loop.

I think it’s important to note the incels often mean “the women I think are hot won’t fuck me”

They could find a girlfriend if they improved their personality or lowered their standards but they don’t want to do that.

Ten million and one would be better

Pretty nice comment you got here… be a shame if something happened to it…

I want to add that I’ve heard you can get cheaper postal rates if it’s a book.