Just a few more billions guys, real close now! Maybe a few dozen more after that, but it’s really getting there!
Oh, look a squirrel!
Just a few more billions guys, real close now! Maybe a few dozen more after that, but it’s really getting there!
Oh, look a squirrel!


There’s many new jobs opening in the AI sector, pedalling on dynamo bikes.


Your sims will have to pause five times per day to pray.


Their fucking calculator can’t even calculate. Big fucking whoop.
And people keep shovelling money in their bottomless maw. The world is mad.


Well, if you have a trenchcoat, maybe?
Hey mister, fancy some RAM? DDR5… The real stuff… no?
Sir? Looking for some RAM?


There’s a few chips for cache on hard drives.


Lies! They will live forever! In Star Citizen!
Ok, maybe just in the alpha.


But then won’t your rack look a bit empty?


It’s the thing that goes fwup!


Every one should have the right to bear ARM.


Sadly, dictionaries will likely edit their definitions one of these days.
Back when I used it for a couple years, maybe twenty years ago, it always felt a little broken in many ways. That was long before the whole snap mess. Anyway I never really thought of it as a quality product.


1080 will look a bit small on my screen, but if that’s what I have to put up with…


That’s when I build my current machine. Looks like upgrading is off the menu. Again.


Personally I didn’t even consider switching until I finally quit Destiny 2 for good. If the main game someone plays just doesn’t work, they’re not gonna switch.
I’ve been running Linux as my main system for about 30 yers. During that time I’ve had a Windows partition or disk, on and off purely to run steam. Having to wait an extra thirty seconds to run a game was never an issue. And I could still do my stuff in a comfortable environment (once you’ve gotten used to a Unix desktop, you’ll suffer so much in Windows).


Microsoft access
I wasn’t aware that thing still existed.


Some might think they do. But then very few programs respect the Windows standards, so…


The same reason everybody gives when dealing with pretty much anything: “I don’t want to learn something new”.


“My, grandma, what a big radiator you have!”
Pretty much any book about medieval construction that deals with cranes.