It’s a WIMP system. They all work the same way. Worst case you have to click around a bit.

[…] in reality they just know how it works

In my experience, they know how a few utilities and how a handful of programs work, but have no idea how Windows works. Not that many people actually know how Windows works.
Roughly figuring out the boot sequence of Linux is relatively easy once you’ve used it for a year or two. What happens when Windows boots? Who knows? kernel32 probably is involved at some point.

Linux/Unix is actually relatively simple and logical once you’ve figured it out. Windows is a messy dark maze with grues waiting at every corner to eat you.

Divers license discerns between automatic and manual transmission, trailer weights, and motorcycle displacement

I think depth is also an important factor. And remember, don’t drink and dive!

Install Linux on…

Never mind, carry on.

Braaains!

They could sell usb drives…

Aren’t they just finely ground? I mean when they’re made properly.

But it’s a great source of phosphates! Where else are you going to get your phosphates?

emusified sausages and meat products, which are popular all around the world

They are?

So you can see what it’s hiding behind all those windows.

Kind of, but with less wood and a lot more micro plastics. That’s how you can tell it’s modern.

Just print it, roll some ink on it and slap a sheet of paper on top. There you go, printing 2.0 or something.

I do change the background image every now and then.

Only one belief can be right.

Or many could be right, or none. Although with how much difference it seems to make, it probably doesn’t matter much.

Clearly not someone you can trust.

If people want to go somewhere, they can just walk. They have two perfectly good legs and nobody is stopping them.

I’d like the same, connected to my pc instead and cheaper.

We don’t want a viditor, we want an editor. Why? Because ed is the standard!

Easy. Just rip each blu-ray to its own hard drive. It makes filing easier too.

Anything can be Unix if you’re willing to pay for the certification.