You could always run a push caster with Thunderwave and Gust of Wind to push people off cliffs while you’re ramping up. Then when you get Telekinesis, you can throw dudes at dudes with your mind.

Good news! You’re allowed to skip them and instead play the hundreds to thousands of older games you’d surely love, but that slipped under your radar at the time. Plenty to hold us over until publishers and studios learn their lesson.

If it’s AI, don’t buy.

I love tomato myself, but if I couldn’t have it for some reason or my tongue betrayed me one day, I’m thinking lightly pickled eggplant might get close to the same niche.

I can’t find any other mentions of the actual station takeover incident, so guessing it’s probably some sort of analog horror/found footage project.

Now I want to see Spider-Man vs Brundlefly from the 80’s “The Fly” remake.

All I know is “petaQ” and “Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam”, but I suppose that should be enough to get by.

I hate candy corn, but those little pumpkins made from the same earwax and termite honey are kind of okay sometimes. I think because the shape leaves the inside a little less dry.

I don’t play it any more, but the only thing I did for most of my time playing The Sims was cheat in money and design baller houses. Couldn’t have given less of a shit about the Sims themselves.

Bojack Horseman did some interesting stuff to represent a character with dementia’s failing memory as she tried to recall things. Unimportant or painful to recall people’s faces were blank or scribbled over, the background of scenes got vague sometimes, and one memory would visibly collide with another in some confusing mix.

Oh, also Dragon’s Lair and Space Ace. More interactive animated movies than anything, but well worth it for the classic Don Bluth animations.

Bubble Bobble

Leisure Suit Larry 1-4

Secret of Monkey Island (released in 1990 actually, but close enough)

Barbarian (1987)

Batman (1989)

Space Quest and King’s Quest, at least some of each series but I don’t remember which ones.

Just a few I remember from my old Amiga.

Aren’t you glad you put money in Kushner’s pocket for this wonderful experience?

Fuck EA.

The only one I have any experience with is Atomic Heart, and man, I don’t know if it gets better later, but I played the demo and it was like an hour or more before I got to do anything but talk, I think? And the dialogue was both painfully bad (maybe a poor translation to English?) and delivered by people who sounded like they’d rather be anywhere else.

On the other hand, robot butts tho, so YMMV.

Oh neux.

God power keeps my pimp hand strong, so trust me or you won’t last very long!

Hey, what if we tried to cure cancer by mixing it with aggressive herpes?

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.

I’ve seen tits you people wouldn’t believe. Orcish knockers around a fire off the shoulder of the Chionthar. I watched pierced nips glitter in the dark near Baldur’s Gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.

Of course I want to bang surface dwellers, cousin. You know that after I left the Underdark, I pleasured a woman without a spider crawling across my ass for the first time? That almost never happens upland, it really lets you focus on the task at hand. And most of the women there will ask before sitting on your face.

Taking things off the market to drive scarcity and boost sales at a later date is a normal bullshit and common anti-consumer business tactic.

I started a new game of Baldur’s Gate 1 for the purposes of breezing through on easy to remind myself of the plot, and importing a character to BG2.

I’m going to get flayed for this, but man I forgot what a boring slog at least the first part of BG1 is. Doesn’t help that my memory of AD&D rules is like in the back of my mind’s attic.

But I’m gonna make myself push through so I can get to BG2, for Viconia’s sake. I can fix her!