I’d love to see a remaster of 8 in 11’s engine, personally.

I still hate pressing the sticks for most anything. First thing I do in most games on my steam deck is remap them to the back paddle buttons.

Avoid any situation in which you might have to do so.

Front Mission was pretty fun, and it looks like there’s a remaster available that shines it up a bit. I don’t remember much about the plot, but you build and outfit a squad of mechs, and you can specialize them for guns, or melee, or rockets or what have you.

Loud pieces of shit

I was on board with pineapple in some scenarios. Carl’s Jr does a teriyaki burger with pineapple that’s alright.

But beets? Apparently even the food is trying to kill you down under.

Fuck yeah, the Amiga was an amazing gaming machine. We had cracked copies of damn near everything. Wings, Lemmings, Lost Vikings, Monkey Island, Leisure Suit Larry, Blood Money, Menace, The Killing Game Show, Woody’s World, It Came From the Desert, Bubble Bobble, Elvira, Out of this World… hit after goddamn hit.

Shit, I might need to reinstall WinUAE if that’s still a thing.

Wonder how long until someone buys one and gets deported anyway.

I’m just kind of sick of all the DC stuff about the big 3. Where’s my Plastic Man movie? Or Resurrection Man show? A Blue Beetle/Booster Gold miniseries?

Well, at least Guy Gardner is supposed to be a major character in Lanterns.

I get the sentiment, I do. But can we please stop associating tacos with that blubbering sludgefuck? Tacos are a beautiful thing.

I can see the code. This world trembles at my step. I am a golden go-

FUCK THIS CHEATING BULLSHIT UP SATAN’S WORN-OUT DICKHOLE!

Bro, this is clearly a fantasy scenario where we have a non-liquid substance with the same effects as alcohol. No one’s asking you to make tequila fun dip for real.

Because it’s one thing to not shame ignorance, and quite another to entertain people who are being deliberately obtuse.

I’d guess that unless you were already conceived at the time, there’s a good chance you don’t exist in a universe where Kennedy lived. Massive historical event, butterfly effects all down the timeline.

They did do a lot of teasing of the moon and the Crystal Palace space station, but there are also signs in-game about a high-speed rail line to Chicago opening in 2080. So the “Chicago but wrong” descriptor might be exactly what it says on the tin.

Before they get too far, can someone please make sure they have the rights to Joe Walsh’s “In The City” this time? It would be fantastic music for an intro, outro, or act break.

Nice, thank you! I’ll definitely be checking some of these out. I’d seen Simple XP Multiplier on an earlier sweep, but didn’t actually download it. That combined with Live a Little sounds great for letting you take more time at lower-to-mid levels. I felt like I got overleveled and rushed to endgame pretty fast in my unmodded runs.

Where were you with this kind of genius in 1993?

Would that mean that the cake is not, in fact, a lie?

Or is it a deeper commentary on the realism of a representation of a thing, a la Magritte’s The Treachery of Images? The cake is a lie because it’s not a cake, it’s a representation of a cake.

Doc, this is heavy.

Not gonna lie, I was hoping they’d use some Law of Surprise stuff to give Geralt a new ward and let you create your own Witcher. But, if instead I get to do teleport strike bullshit with Ciri’s powers, I’ll be content.