Why do that when you can just make the same cable you’ve been selling all along and change the description to “Full HD 1080p 4K 8K 16K 48GBPS 96GPS PlayStation 4 5 6 Switch 2 Xbox Series X S One 360 Male Female HDMI 1.1 1.2 1.3 2.0 2.1 2.2 Cable” on Amazon.

Their whole gaming business model now is encouraging devs to stick features that have no hope of rendering quickly in order to sell this new frame generation rubbish.

They’re not even pretending to be affordable any more.

It’s an older meme but it checks out.

Yes, it was pretty bad. Poor battery life and the damn power cable never stayed in.

Emulated a handful of games, put it in a drawer and forgot about it. Got a PSP instead and spent months playing Everybody’s Golf.

Did Elon Musk Rape and Dismember a 14 Year Old Girl?

Biomass may well be renewable, but I still don’t think it counts as green.

It shouldn’t be a massive surprise. The whole platform exists as a way to circumvent minimum wage laws for drivers while taking a massive slice of restaurant profits.

No hygiene inspections either, half the places listed aren’t even restaurants or takeaways, it’s just in somebody’s house…

Half a ton, if you really want to stick to imperial…

What next? Centigallons? Megafurlongs?

Astro Bot.

Perfect for showing off that £2000 gaming PC.

Amiga:

• Sensible Soccer
• Soccer Kid
• The Chaos Engine

ZX Spectrum:

• Chaos
• Robocop
• Midnight Resistance

I can only really think of two games that really justify enormous development costs, and that’s Red Dead Redemption 2 and Baldur’s Gate 3.

If your game isn’t pushing things to that level of expectation, you really need to rethink what you’re doing with that budget.

I think at a high enough level, the likes of raytracing could actually reduce costs for the developers.

We seem a long way from that though.

I cancelled my Amazon Prime trial the other day, and in order to dissuade me the site switched to French…

Maybe just a bug (I tried again and it was in English) but the hoops sites make you jump through to cancel a subscription is ridiculous. Constantly asking you if you’re sure, offering discounts, swapping the position and colour of the buttons… The Humble Choice one is particularly bad, and the final screen tells you you’re cancelled and the prominent button signs you right the fuck back up again.

If you can sign up in one click, you should be able to cancel in one click.

You should be able to cancel ALL of this shit from your credit card provider/bank apps. One click, gone, bye-bye.

I remember doing everything with frames so I wouldn’t have to copy the header and menu onto every page.

Providing it’s not soldered to the motherboard like Apple does with no way to add more.

As long as the browsers keep getting patches we’re all good.

A VPN is the only bit you’d pay for, alongside the inevitable mass of HDDs to store everything on once you get addicted to just keeping everything forever in your own personal Netflix.

I have lots of bills that are less than that every month, and yet somehow I can’t just say they’re not worth paying…