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It’s more of a prison for me. I just had to buy a new Win11 machine cause the software I depend on is cutting Win10 operation this year. Sucks

Windows users: what the hell is a .HEIC file? Must be a virus.

Loved this phone, but the screen replacements never stayed on for me so i had to switch.

I just make the numbers up if someone asks me. “Yeah Im on Lemmy. How many users? Uh 2 trillion the last time I counted”

They can ban it but I will just go use seekdeep instead :|

Microsoft is in talks to buy Tik Tok and thereby make is so uncool it fails, so windows isn’t all bad.

Sometimes I get the urge to go check Reddit. But not with that app of theirs, thru Firefox on my mobile and never logged in. Well after trying to view a few things it’s so buggy and broken and sometimes it doesn’t go back to the threads and just stays in the page I was viewing and suddenly the urge is gone. It’s so badly coded.

You underselling it. That cake at least 4 ho’s

I wouldn’t care if I was him. In fact I would also ban yeeting and skibaldi toilet while dabbing to the Harlem shakes

An unfiltered look at, checks notes, a completely censored and controlled people who aren’t even allowed to hold up a blank sheet of paper in protest?

They had the numbers, this was probably their best chance to give him a swirly.

Hey little one. I have to test your parents faith so here’s stage 4 leukemia.

I have an idea. Let’s stick all of the world’s billionaires into a submarine and see if lightning strikes twice.

I cancelled max because of all their cancellations/removals/price hikes. I would think every new show on that platform should expect to be cancelled.

Edit: I loved Avenue 5, I’m sure I would have loved this show too since Iannucci was involved. Hope he gets a success on another network.

The squirrels in my yard are awesome. There are black and grey ones and while drinking my morning coffee I was them playing and wrestling. I’m always finding holes in my yard from where they placed and acorn and dug it back up and I find that so goofy.

I was scratching my head, wondering why anyone would buy a 50 gallon drum not full of lube. Then you come and give us a brilliant reason. I’ll take two.

Combine the 2 and get a

Edit: wrong

All laws protecting the people’s interests are now banned. Don’t like it? Well become a billionaire and maybe the supreme Court will care

Blue lock is a popular soccer anime out now. And for gardening there is Chainsaw man