Blackout

The Spanish roll their tongues, the British swallow theirs

I mean, you can take it out of the shipping box but it stacks pretty good with the others if you don’t.

Tomatoes are notorious for being impossible to remove from a burger. 6 children died last year trying to remove them. So many vegetable-adverse people put through incredible pain having to ask for it to be held. When will this injustice end?

Almost as solid as this DIY build from a redditor

But you could have gotten in the good vault.

One change they suggested was to limit the audits performed each year to one. A single person whose name was drawn at random gets an intensive Mega-Audit™

Everywhere I look I think of her

I call it the zine scene

At least I have a feasible backup for when I lose my legitimate job

Hate driving, been doing it 30 years now, sucked the whole time. There’s nothing like a thorough train/subway system.

I always buy stocks at their lowest and sell at their highest. Haven’t lost money with that method yet.

Put up all the top corporations on a dart board and throw a dart. Hit fraud everytime

You just have to smell worse than the skunk and they will see you as the alpha. So I recommend to quit bathing and eat a lot of fermented fish to start. Get creative and work on your own master stink.

Messages used to be carried by passenger pigeon. Then they didn’t need them anymore and they went extinct. So either the terminator or the matrix is our future.

If I leave it in my YT watch later list, eventually it will get deleted years down the road and I’ll have saved the time by not watching it.

Avatar. Highest grossing movie in the world. Blue shit.

Got mine. I saw this movie the first time it was in theaters too, 26 years ago!

We spend around $200/week for 3 people and cook every meal. Comes to about $3/meal/person. Pretty much just some meat, beans, pasta, veggies, fruit and my kid’s snacks.

True

It’s more of a prison for me. I just had to buy a new Win11 machine cause the software I depend on is cutting Win10 operation this year. Sucks