Blackout

I always buy stocks at their lowest and sell at their highest. Haven’t lost money with that method yet.

Put up all the top corporations on a dart board and throw a dart. Hit fraud everytime

You just have to smell worse than the skunk and they will see you as the alpha. So I recommend to quit bathing and eat a lot of fermented fish to start. Get creative and work on your own master stink.

Messages used to be carried by passenger pigeon. Then they didn’t need them anymore and they went extinct. So either the terminator or the matrix is our future.

If I leave it in my YT watch later list, eventually it will get deleted years down the road and I’ll have saved the time by not watching it.

Avatar. Highest grossing movie in the world. Blue shit.

Got mine. I saw this movie the first time it was in theaters too, 26 years ago!

We spend around $200/week for 3 people and cook every meal. Comes to about $3/meal/person. Pretty much just some meat, beans, pasta, veggies, fruit and my kid’s snacks.

True

It’s more of a prison for me. I just had to buy a new Win11 machine cause the software I depend on is cutting Win10 operation this year. Sucks

Windows users: what the hell is a .HEIC file? Must be a virus.

Loved this phone, but the screen replacements never stayed on for me so i had to switch.

I just make the numbers up if someone asks me. “Yeah Im on Lemmy. How many users? Uh 2 trillion the last time I counted”

They can ban it but I will just go use seekdeep instead :|

Microsoft is in talks to buy Tik Tok and thereby make is so uncool it fails, so windows isn’t all bad.

Sometimes I get the urge to go check Reddit. But not with that app of theirs, thru Firefox on my mobile and never logged in. Well after trying to view a few things it’s so buggy and broken and sometimes it doesn’t go back to the threads and just stays in the page I was viewing and suddenly the urge is gone. It’s so badly coded.

You underselling it. That cake at least 4 ho’s

I wouldn’t care if I was him. In fact I would also ban yeeting and skibaldi toilet while dabbing to the Harlem shakes

An unfiltered look at, checks notes, a completely censored and controlled people who aren’t even allowed to hold up a blank sheet of paper in protest?

They had the numbers, this was probably their best chance to give him a swirly.