Blackout

Not only that but my shit talking is unmatched!

I am a strict humanitarian. I only eat humans.

When it first opened they gave away 100 ninja turtle stuffed dolls to the first people in line. My brother and I were just past that number. We waited until after it ended and everyone left and found the severed pieces of one. My mom put it back together and I let my brother have it.

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

I hope you guys understand the CEO really needs that private island

That’s my biggest complaint about RDR2. Almost perfect game except you can’t pet the cougars.

“All we have is hybrid right now”

ok, so what’s in it?

“I don’t know”

I don’t see star trek memes on the schedule, it’s like they don’t even use Lemmy?

Well she and Kissinger had a competition going…

I wouldn’t mind more sea shanties and dogs to pet.

I love my small car but it’s getting impossible to drive anymore when the LED headlights of these trucks are literally at my eye level blinding everything. They are a danger and the only way out it seems is to join them and get above the lights.

I just saw Black Joe Lewis play last night and I know for a fact he’s a much better guitarist. But she packs stadiums and only 50 people were at his show. maybe it’s because he doesn’t show off his thighs?

I yeet tabs all the time. Figure I will find it again if xenu wills it.

Republicans won’t be happy until they’ve killed every industry. Copyright laws are meaningless now.

There’s always

Brasil is in Brasil America. We are talking about where all the latins live

Start saving for next year. By her rate of inflation you will be buying a Caribbean island.

Florida because Florida

Be the change… Hacking is less brute force and more phishing. Not that hard and ICE is full of brain dead morons.