Introduce a .5 second delay before dismissing the creature upon touching the ground.

Cause you only notice the ones in your field of vision. You aren’t really going to see the ones hovering around the back of your knee.

It’s been doing this for over a decade. It’s used by maps to create automatic pins for home and work, for easier routing (and profit if course).

Whatever application code is running on pacemakers.

And not defining the abbreviations.

I’ve got prosaspoagnosia, I just want them to display little name tags under the faces of people that I know.

And people would voluntarily use this browser …why?

That only catches the end user tempering with the odometer to lower it. It doesn’t do anything to catch the manufacturer artificially advancing it.

And no, “updating their game after a highly popular TV show directly related to it came out” doesn’t count.

You clearly underestimate the stupidity and lack of logic employed by conspiracy theorists.

It was the first one using Wayland by default that worked on my machine out of the box.

I’m so out of shape right now, it’ll probably be whichever one I try to climb next.

They finally decided to reboot “Family Dog”?

I can use whatever 3rd party client I want to interact with it.

Case sensitivity in the language is soo last year. Formatting sensitivity is the new hottness!

Notepad is perhaps better known as a code editor than a word processor

How many insane people are using notepad for software development that it’s “better known” for that?

It’s just waiting to be accidentally hit at an important moment, which will essentially pop up an ad.

At a previous company, I got in trouble for fixing a bug because the company made a significant portion of their revenue from paid customer support fixing data related to the bug.

“Lemmy is great, you can choose whatever instance you want! But fuck you if you choose that one.”