Remember that everyone you’re comparing yourself to is naked under their clothes right now. Or just naked.

I mean, it’s up to you of course, but I’m not sure you should be advertising your email address…

I know the exact smell you’re talking about! It’s one of the reasons I don’t use sponges.

LOL, talk about confirmation bias.

I grew up in Indonesia, my sister is from Java, my brother is from Singapore. I’m natively from California, and I’m a huge white boy. I am ashamed that the country of the free, the country of the brave who had bounteous arms to welcome the downtrodden and abused of the world is no longer that place. Instead it’s the land of the secret police, tbe land of a pedophile traitor president who can’t stand any kind of criticism because he’s a fucking coward who dodged military service.

Don’t be a dick. If you want to be negative that’s fine, but be prepared with a litany of sources.

Woohoo! I have a super power!

Thanks, Verge for saying “anti-anti-fascist” instead of calling it what it is. Fascist.

Smart home = control over you. Just don’t do it.

I make a “me” soup every time I take a bath.

Yeah. He also had an awesome helicopter.

Poblano, you heathen.

Because of the implication.

Man, I fight hard against lucid dreaming. I much prefer letting my brain do whatever wacky shit it wants to do.

The death penalty is incredibly stupid for more than one reason.

1. If someone committed a crime that egregious, they should be punished every day, and you should help them live as long as possible.
2. So many innocent people are put to death because our system for determining guilt is far from righteous, or right.
3. You don’t talk about Fight Club.

I smoked for 30 years, but when I moved to a different state, the day I moved is the day I quit smoking. It worked super well. Haven’t smoked since.

Saw a farmer walk out of the voting area at the polling place locally wearing an “I voted to Make America Great Again”.

I feel you bro. My youngest brother passed in August.

I used to have 7. Down to 4.

Yep, I cancelled any involvement I have with Bill. Very disappointed in him.