His penis inverted and then I read he underwent surgery and got a rat penis transplant.

He was a child rapist, but he recently died of AIDS while also battling syphilis

Bezos is such a little bitch.

Mysterious circumstances: amphetamine, ketamine and hgh abuse.

Then, Kim Jong Un continued stuffing his face with copious amounts of food in lieu of feeding his hungry citizenry.

AH AH AH AH!

”RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!”

—Altered Beast (Sega Genesis)