We don’t know what GabeN does on his yachts

We should.

Idk sounds like commie talk

If it’s in America, it’s built on an Indian burial ground.

Just M3AGAN, and they’ll pretend we don’t remember them doing it this time

Shut up and worship the ground the MC walks on, NPC.

I bet you wish you were him, huh? Bullied zero to confident hero dropping every panty in sight just like that!

god I fucking hate this show and everyone being a groveling suck up

So they say

We live in a simulation, and they’re fucking with us.

Edit: oh right, I keep forgetting news agencies are jokes.

Or because the facade of “justice” is crumbling to reveal the truth of heirarchy behind it.

Ironic

injects you with a mystery chemical

“Haha, you thought that was a vaccine? Nope! April Fools!”

And?

Seeing “there is no record of this comment” in a chain brings me sexual pleasure.

Die in your hole, person I disagree with!

Plus you still get to see the replies to the comment, usually them being dunked on by other Lemmings.

Oh boy, here I go posting this again!

The original title of Robinson Crusoe:

“The Life and Strange Surprizing Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, Of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself. With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver’d by Pyrates.”

Because a real gun is a prop gun if it’s being used as a prop.

Why would someone name themselves ear deer?

https://theintercept.com/2025/01/28/proton-mail-andy-yen-trump-republicans/

Went off script in a typical Hollywood way that turned the working class into a patronizing joke, then wonders where the market went.

Rust is coding in COMMUNISM

Otherwise someone died for nothing, and, more importantly, rich people would lose money.

Anger and overdosing caffeine