Lmao

I’m not sure if this is a joke or not from the first one. It had the weirdest mix of “Is autism a superpower? Or is child abuse?”

Lol

Did we tho

Take this:

https://xkcd.com/538/

And now encourage people to cut off your thumb

Getting banned by both American conservatives and the Soviets means you’re doing something right, but it was never supposed to be that deep. The only thing that surprises kids when they develop some critical thought is the realization that the pigs acting like humans doesn’t justify the existence of humans, it just means you need to make twice as much bacon.

Linux is the Nancy Kerrigan to Window’s Tonya Harding when they’re partitions of the same drive is the real problem.

That’s okay, I’ll just wish twice as hard.

They were thinking “time to steal money from retail”

God if only

Well, usually

That’s just macrodosing Adderall

That’s definitely not the origin of Hell but okay

Well, it is, we know that for a fact. For both it being a helpful tool and the fact that Google looks at your private pictures.

Thousand year old dragon rules do not apply when he still says he’s ten

Or he is and he’s lying because that’s funny

Spoilers jeeeeeez permabanned- literally some dumbass mod on Reddit five years ago about an already ten year old show

You can cripple it pretty easily if you know what you’re doing, but killing does take some effort

It doesn’t even need it to show you ads on your purchased OS, they just do it to be dicks.

I mean, can we put a dollar value of how much free weed because some dudes definitely spend the price of a plan every week, much less month