“Meet the computer that spies on you in totally new and innovative ways”

I mean the whole “AI” trend would be just “whatever” to me if they didn’t force it onto people that hard (and if it didn’t fuck over the environment).

Luckily I installed [REDACTED] on my rig years ago!

Bugger. Almost thought I could hold on to my free not-nft long enough for some idiot to pay me 0.00000000000000001 BTC for it

I’m confident that I can speak English fluently and in a way that other people can understand.

That’s about it.

Jake Paul still exists? Ugh

I mean, with all due respect, ReactOS has been in Alpha since 1997 as far as I understand and isn’t really usable in its current state (at least not as a daily driver), and I doubt it will be in the next few years.

I don’t mean to shit on your (and other’s) hard work, though, making a whole OS from scratch is impressive enough, but one that is binary compatible with Windows without using any proprietary code is super duper impressive

The UI in iOS 26 looks like Windows Aero on Crack, and not in a good way…

I doubt they’ll risk alienating their enterprise costumers, but sure, they could make IoT account-only.

In that case just switch to Linux already.

Use Windows 11 IoT Enterprise LTSC, problem solved.

Or, you know, that other thing.

Nah, I’m not. Besides, what?

I have to confess that I don’t actually use FireWire, nor have I ever used it to transfer anything. I just thought the port looked cool…

Oh no! Anyway…

At this point, that wouldn’t be enough. They’d need a better CEO at the very least

It’s gotten to the point where I have to re-load each YT tab three times before the video ever starts playing - only because I use uBlock.

Still better than watching ads, but it is getting annoying.

Doesn’t it already include YouTube and TikTok?

Edit: Yes, it does. Misleading title is misleading.

iJustine

Haven’t heard that name in a while… Why was she relevant again?

No. They’ll probably find a way to put ads in your field of vision momentarily.

ChatGPT joins The Human League?

Keep waiting then lol

I’m kinda envious of your username

When I first entered high school I wanted to be popular; I associated with all the “cool” kids and even started a half-fake relationship with one of the popular girls. For some reason, one day they all just turned on me and continued bullying me heavily throughout high school…

I’m actually glad it happened, though. All of those “cool” kids were, how do I put this… fucking morons. A bunch of them were literal drug dealers.