And i did nothing, because I’m not a youngling.

Sorry, best we can do is multiple genocides, and bringing back viruses we’ve all but eliminated.

Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

I have several ol’ reliables:

Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”

Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”

Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”

Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”

There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.

Or, perhaps, it’s the scourge of the Disney adult that this is for.

what if you’re not the target audience?!

I’ll bite: who is the target audience, then? Cos it seems like they’re skipping it for the most part, too.

I got into an argument with my dad a couple days ago about this exact thing.

I was bitching that despite being given unlimited power, Biden just fucked off and let the carion eaters have their way with the corpse of America. His response? “It’s all Biden’s fault.” He’s being sarcastic and thinks he’s making fun of maga, but he’s right. This shit is Biden’s fault. And Garland’s, and all the other bitches in Blue. He actually thinks I’m defending fucking TRUMP when i point out Dems fuckups. He goes on and on about how politics isn’t a team sport, but then he engages in fucking tribalism, just like the magats.

It’s infuriating.

Complete non sequitur, but i knew someone about 20 years ago that referred to herself as Sara Tonin. Hope she’s doing ok.

🎵 Every day i love Stephen just a little bit more🎵

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Plenty of room for improvement!

STOP. PLATE. TECTONICS.

Best way I’ve ever heard it described was that before the Internet, every village had it’s idiot… “Hatians are eating pets? What? Oh, you were talking to Jerry.”

Now, all the village idiots have glommed into each other and retweet the insanity back and forth until it takes on a life of it’s own. “Buttery males!” and “adrenochrome extractions happening in basements of pizza places” etc etc etc.

Add shaving and taking out the trash and feeding, well, everything depending on me to be fed, and…

“Yes, a craving i have.”

Not enough weed or starvation in the 'verse would convince me to put that anywhere near my mouth.

Please tell me this is AI, and that humans have not unleashed “McSpaghetti” upon the world…🤮

“How can anybody eat at a time like this? The FlyingSquid is missing! Bush, SEARCH PARTY of three!”

Oh really?

Wowowowowow.

Wow.

So is racecar and abutttuba.