Dang, that’s crazy. Join me next week to see me react to another crazy video!

Ugh. That shit is so frustrating.

Thankee sai.

What did your elvish eyes read…?

You remember the face of your father.

One of my oldest, dearest friends drives me up a fucking wall with his insistence on prepurchasing all the slop that EA and Ubisoft and Bethesda churn out. His library of games that are >28% completed is unparalleled.

In 2012? 2013? Not sure exactly when, but i got two 4 packs of red bull because it does in fact, not, give you wings.

It’s Bethesda? So, they’re going backwards thru their log now, huh? At this rate, can we expect an unoptimized rehash of Morrowind in 2037?

Ah yes. You must be the common clay of the new west.

I don’t see a MS-13 hand shoved firmly up Trump’s ass, so…

MUAHAHAHAHA!

It worked. Some people had their sense of humor shot off in highschool elementary.

Seriously. He never met one of his girlfriends on his own; he always sniped someone else’s gf by talking shit behind their back.

And i can’t 100% pin it on him, but I’m positive he was involved in the break in to my mom’s house. A true POS.

I knew a dude that kept a crown royal bag full of dead lighters in his backpack, and whenever someone would pass a bowl around, he’d switch the lighter with a dead one from his bag.

Fuck you, Putnam.

I paid rent for a while in 2010 by getting people to pay me to make their 360 work again. Those were the days.

I use the SlayerWaspKC method.

rrod Xbox 360 has entered the chat

“E waste?” In the early 90s?!? LMAO!

I’m not sure exactly what happened to it, but death by firing squad, followed by incineration, and then repurposed into lead paint or used as seasoning at an elementary cafeteria would be par for the course back in those days.

Can’t go wrong here.

Multiply whatever it ends up costing by the number of copies I’ll be paying for, and you get… hmmm. Is that right? It keeps coming up zero. Must be this new A1-powered calculator.