How? He died at the end of the movie. So, it’s a prequel, in which he still ends up a douche, or, it’s a retcon.

Either way, miss me.

I thought we hated “toxic masculinity.” So, why are we giving the most toxically masculine Disney character EVER a full movie?

Sounds like the time Ebert of Siskel & Ebert gave Twister a thumbs down because “it had no plot.”

Guy gets a watch.

echo…

I’m indifferent about this comment

I hate this comment

I like this comment

Spaceballs 2; super original guys.

Another Naked Gun; ooh! original!

The Matrix 5; we’re original, i swear!

“New” Malcolm in the Middle; originality overload!

“New” King of the Hill; such original.

48th Aliens reboot; I’m dying from all this originality!

94th Predator movie; buy one original, get one free!

That’s just what i can think of off the top of my head right now. I think he might have noticed a trend, or something…

C’mon…! You’re trying to tell me the whole reason that Tolkien wrote The Hobbit wasn’t to jumpstart the Middle Earth Extended Universe?!?1?

P’shaw! I say!

It’s pretty simple really; we’re all people. We’re all equal. Nobody is greater or lesser than anyone else. And we’ve created a “society” that runs completely antithetical to that idea.

Reading Edward Abbey at a young age didn’t hurt, either.

Oof. You aren’t the brightest, are you?

Keep going. You’ve almost got a tight 5 there.

then the whole state bends over backwards to coddle them and make them feel good.

You should do stand-up. That’s pretty funny.

My reaction exactly. Another name for this picture could be “Three Dudes That Need To Go Away For A Rest, and Karen Gillan”

looks around

We’re gonna need a bigger bowl.

“Spaghetti and sauce is a Nintendo trademark. You’ll be hearing from out lawyers presently.”

Indeed. Full agreement.

They are going to look long and hard for someone who assaulted an old woman.

That is laughable, and the article i linked provides context to my position. Now, if you had clarified by saying the cops would look long and hard for someone that assaulted a “well known” or “wealthy” old woman, I’d have no notes. I believe you understand the difference.

They are going to look long and hard for someone who assaulted an old woman.

Think so? I admire your naiveté.