You mean you don’t cut it open and scoop?

I FUCKING HATE GIFT VOUCHERS.

I have a little stack of vouchers for places I almost never visit, all expiring at random times in the next year or so. I have to remember what shops I have them for and make sure I spend money there before they expire. It’s just one more thing to worry about. “Oh, I have to buy this from Screwfix - do we have the vouchers for them? Maybe! How much? I don’t know, it doesn’t say on there. Has it expired yet? Not sure. Do they work online? Oh it’s not working maybe we used it and forgot to bin it”. And then the annoyance of spending money somewhere and forgetting to use vouchers. Why do people burden me with this and consider it a gift? Do I look like somebody who shops at John Lewis?!

At least it’s becoming less common for people to start comments with “Imagine…”

If you can’t handle my ribs at 3am, you don’t deserve my ribs at 6:30pm

Yep, I wasn’t being sarcastic when I said I’m glad they’re happy. What a wonderful world we live in that these two ne’er-do-wells can find each other.

Glad they’re happy but I would be pissed off beyond measure. You woke me up at 3am for this? No I don’t want ribs at this time. I have to be up for work soon. Why are they even ready at this time anyway? Did it not occur to you that slow cooking might take a while? And to top it all off you want to eat them in bed and stain my sheets gtfo

Glad you agree on the correct pronunciation of schedule. Fuck the people that say schedule.

But that’s what you’re doing too. Making the meme the correct way round.

Yeah we don’t have enough American news, we should start reframing other countries’ news into how it affects America

Bananas are proof of god

Not a single one of those links is useful. They’re either talking about Alexa/Siri listening out for wake words, CIA-compromised/hacked devices, or they’re just reporting on the vibes of the public.

I’m still waiting for anybody to show evidence that my phone is listening to conversations.

I remember a lot of effort being put into teaching us to stop, drop and roll if we were ever on fire. Kinda thought that knowledge would have been put to the test by now, but I haven’t even been on fire once!

People over here are starting to get the perfect bright white teeth that America popularised now. I hate it, looks so fake. We derisively call it “Turkey teeth” because they often fly to Turkey to get it done on the cheap.

Here’s an example from NASA

https://x.com/bagder/status/1379897937141063686?lang=en