Glad you agree on the correct pronunciation of schedule. Fuck the people that say schedule.

But that’s what you’re doing too. Making the meme the correct way round.

Yeah we don’t have enough American news, we should start reframing other countries’ news into how it affects America

Bananas are proof of god

Not a single one of those links is useful. They’re either talking about Alexa/Siri listening out for wake words, CIA-compromised/hacked devices, or they’re just reporting on the vibes of the public.

I’m still waiting for anybody to show evidence that my phone is listening to conversations.

I remember a lot of effort being put into teaching us to stop, drop and roll if we were ever on fire. Kinda thought that knowledge would have been put to the test by now, but I haven’t even been on fire once!

People over here are starting to get the perfect bright white teeth that America popularised now. I hate it, looks so fake. We derisively call it “Turkey teeth” because they often fly to Turkey to get it done on the cheap.

Here’s an example from NASA

https://x.com/bagder/status/1379897937141063686?lang=en