This is a toy that would be far more distracting than a phone timer with a $250 price tag

Yeah I’m not sure we’re at the point where we recommend people start making meth.

And I’m saying that as someone who abuses ECA stacks when I can’t get a script filled.

Idk how you even get a job these days without connections or an online app

Have someone that’s working in the field you’re applying for take a look at your resume and cover letters.

My wife works for the govt so their resumes have a distinctly long look and formatting to them. I’ve bothered my wife plenty of times with a friend’s resume and she has sent people my way.

It’s a terrible system but since it’s a shitty numbers game you might as well stack whatever you can in your favor

Yeah like I can’t say it’s not a conspiracy theory (that I agree with) but marking it is still very… bold?

MomCorp was taken!

I love the jank message summaries

I got one the other day that summarized a message from my 75 year old mom as a conspiracy theory. I can’t imagine having the confidence to mark a clients message as a conspiracy theory even if it 100% was.

Here’s the summary:

Conspiracy theory about government agencies being privatized for profit.

Original text:

They would turned it into a private owned so they can profit from it. That’s why they changing all the government agencies and turn it into profitable businesses for them. See how all the big corporations are lined up with trump.

The hell are you doing that shreds your fingers

I read what you said as hyperbolic, but generally dismissive of the idea that characters in media have sex appeal and/or vicarious romance appeal,

Of course I was being hyperbolic…

often generally, and often to such an extent that it drives people to make and share their own erotic spin offs.

…but jfc you’re adding layers to this that no one else even mentioned and then building off of those layers to have your own weird anime rants

No shit sex sells - that was never the contention

The point of my original comment was poking fun of the vibes I got from the comment I replied to which felt like “there’s no need for sex or romance in media anymore when you can watch porn so easily”

Maybe I’m too cooked right now to give this reply the attention it deserves but this was a trip.

Like did my original comment give you the impression that I didn’t know people rule 34 every goddamn thing possible?

Maybe I’m really old but you suggesting that anime is the reason we stuff sex into shit is just so funny to me. I once heard someone say “every generation is the first generation to think they invented sex.”

The comment I replied to was like why romance if porn exist which was also funny

Anyways if I misread your comment then my bad it’s been a day

Personally I try to get through the whole episode of family guy before I man handle my ham candle

lol are you equating romance in media to porn

Like do you watch the x files and whip out some porn every time the two mains chars have romantic tension

This feels like such a non issue because games and movies these days have basically zero sex appeal or romance

It was a pleasant surprise that you could romance people in BG3

That’s how I felt seeing him in altered carbon s2. I know he got a lot of hate for being in season 2 but I don’t think he was necessarily the problem in it.

Yeah this is just the wiki random button with a simplified TikTok gui.

Pretty much a useless site which is a shame since I was excited about it.

Was gonna say I don’t think I’ve ever made one. I generally just get that “oh god I’m old” dread then be fine the next day.

Can’t wait for the 255 username posting to 255 community @ 255 (253?) instance

It’s wild how Linus hasn’t pivoted into acknowledging his videos are like junk food. They’re fun but you shouldn’t take them too seriously.

Instead he’s doubling down in all the worst ways while continuing to come off as another whiny tech ceo

I’ll try to name some unusual ones I enjoy

Pokerogue - a Pokémon one that’s surprisingly well made but grindy

Rogue tower - tower defense

Peglin - pachinko roguelite

Backpack battles - a weird inventory game where you auto battle other peoples builds but it’s not really pvp so don’t worry if you’re not into that

If it actually yelled at you in all games it’d be hilarious to try it out. Too bad it’ll probably be some generic tip regurgitating monkey that only works in like leagues and valorant

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