You can tell it’s a Tesla because of the way it is.

The ol Ender’s Game approach. Interesting move. Let’s see how it plays out.

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He still “earned” 753x more than the median Target salary. Crushing, I am sure. How will he ever survive?

Man, reminds me of a time I took some acid and started rolling a j when it all started kicking in. It was a bag of shwab and the bud, stems and seeds all looked the same. Buddy who half-dosed was freaking out because I was randomly tossing nug chunks out into river. I took a knee on that one so he could finish it up.

I can’t do shit on strong acid.

I too had a sensible chuckle. I do feel for the employees who just want to produce cars and innovate. Sure sucks being drowned by your own mother.

The first one, right?

We shan’t speak of the sequel

That does seem to be the thought process. Too bad the majority of them don’t realize they are on the bottom rung with (most of) the rest of us.

With rational, well-adjusted, reasonable people, absolutely. With chest-puffing brainwashed conservatives, it is somehow a handicap.

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The correct pronunciation, and a sure-fire way to hear the Olive Garden waiter forcefully emphasizing the incorrect pronunciation while reading my order back to me like I am the idiot who has never spent a month backpacking Italy.

But yeah, good stuff.

That’s like, 400 actual non-bot accounts. Nobody is safe anymore!

The amount of “OREGUNIAN” and Sig Sauer decals on people trucks, cars and the occasional Jeep Liberty in my area is tragically comical. Just drive through any neighborhood where garages aren’t common and you could pick out ten houses to rob later.

You couldn’t ask for a bigger target to paint on yourself.

Pff, hold our beer. We have just under four years to show how monumentally ignorant, apathetic and subservient we can become. After that, who knows? My crystal ball just shows brand-sponsered schools and overflowing private prisons.

If nobody did anything meaningful over the past eight years about this, I don’t think there really is a limit. When the education system takes a nose-dive and what is available is neo-Christian/capitalist indoctrination, it’s only going to get worse. I’d sure like to think the opposing party had the grapes to stop this nonsense dead in it’s tracks, but again - eight years and I guess we are just cool with it all. I want to love my country, but JFC, it is sure hell-bent on ghost-riding it into a christo-fascist idiocracy.

That was exactly my turning point. It was so unnecessary. It really exposed what a immature, petty, shithead he is. After that instance, all of his try-hard poser traits were out in the open and his lies stated stacking up over his head. I knew kids like him growing up, the difference is that I felt bad for them and they grew up. He is emotionally stuck as an awkward chump who tries to believe that people are laughing with him.

I don’t get excited for any of his projects any more, even though they are both impressive to some degree or another and many jobs with honest and skilled people are attached to said projects.

If there is one thing he impresses me with, to this very day, is his ability to absolutely shit the bed

ICE thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican cuisine.

First they took the swappable battery, then the IR emmiter, then the magnetic card swipe, then the SD card, then the headphone jack, then added Bixby… They have zero value proposition anymore. Everything else I do is on apple hardware, and so will be my next phone.

Get referred to a gastrointerologist asap. There are a variety of things it could be, and few of those are anything you can get away with ignoring.

If it’s bright red, could be a ruptured blood vessel from straining to defecate to chrohns disease or ulcerative colitis. The later nearly killed me. Dark red to coffee ground consistency can be stomach ulcers. These can be a one off thing or chrilonic and lead to anemia, malnutrition, cancer etc…

Mind, I’m not a doctor, but I had dealt with serious symptoms of UC for over a decade and would be dead by now had I not gotten surgery. Got pretty familiar with digestive tract issues. Don’t take it lightly