I love when p people let us know in advance to block

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What the fuck is this about prudishness getting off your feet and resting during a nice piss is great

Edit also there is always the chance for

I plan on burning my house down fewer than ten times in my life

Ah shit all I have is tesla brand automotive glue.

Frungy Frungy Frungy!

You forgot Satan. They also like to blame anything bad on Satan’s apparently limitless power and also Satan being so unbusy that they’d devoted time and energy into stealing your shoes.

My dude I grew up in a cult in Statesia. Unserious and not allowed to question is my childhood.

Ah fuck I don’t know what happened to my draft card. If they weren’t okay with giving me a desk job but still insist ob drafting me they’d regret it more than I would (innocent fuckups can be expensive, and few people can fuck up to the extent I can).

Yes you can’tn’t

Dude I’ve got plastic baggies those cards are going in nature’s pocket

I’ve got a locked file cabinet with folders for all my important documents like social security card, birth certificate, the degrees I don’t have hanging on the wall, lease contracts, stuff like that. Also a shitton of appliance manuals

Gotta do something with that Kentucky whiskey

dogs can sell anything

Me too. I want to get another of the car I drove in high school and slap a hybrid kit in it

oh i don’t plan on pooping.

if Nikola Tesla weren’t a eugenicist i’d agree with you

I don’t need a clever sign but I want one. How do I work in a “musky odor” pun

But my tango partner moved across the globe

I’ll not take some devrom for a few days and respectfully use their facilities. They might have to burn down the building to get the smell out.