i know. i raise sheep now. like all good financial advisors.

my price point is 20 bucks. maybe this year it’s 5 bucks, times have been hard.

my recommendation is to play them again and save money

i could but i’m not doxxing the idiots i live near

I have two steam copies and a Playstation copy. I have given a lot already

Goddammit Todd

I’m high and confused and want candy

pawn broker is precisely where i expect to get set up by the feds for buying an unlicensed pinata

“it would be wrong because one day i might have 500 million bucks and a penny and i’m not giving you that fucking penny” shitlibs i guess

where do you find pinatas for under five large? like, i wouldn’t trust someone asking that little for a pinata. i’d assume they had, i dunno, smuggled drugs in the pinata and were trying to frame me to the fbi

Boojoys

those waivers generally don’t hold up in court. they’re there solely to discourage litigation

the problem is i’m sleepwalking

i’m so sleepy i can’t remember what you mean

i mean gran’s mom was welsh, but gran was canadian.

I want to argue with you, but the 90s still had the best food festivals. Gyro wasn’t as popular but like my favorite Greek restaurant opened in 94.

gpt, play doom for me

no i woken boken

this place has the best garlic bagels. i take them lightly toasted with either cream cheese or this garlic oat butter we found at the greengrocer’s. i would like to try them with this great garlic herb goat cheese (it’s the roll) BUT MY WIFE ATE THE LAST GARLIC ONE edit i can think of a few more cheeses with which to try the garlic bagels i lack

i’m not not eating bagels in the shower