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5 hours agoYou’re being paid to be there and to be ready for when that medical emergency does happen.
Hossenfeffer
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
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5·3 days agoIs Google really as shit as Bing? I had to Ask Jeeves to confirm that.
You say that, but I’ve been telling people for years how good I am at shitting into a bucket from the top of a twelve-foot ladder and no-one has ever asked me for help.
Don’t want any Debbie-downers on Shitter once his bestie is in the big chair.
I’d probably go Roobarb as well, though still have a soft spot for Mr. Benn.
111·3 days agoOn the flip side, dismay and despair are way up!
1·4 days agoCame here for the pipe.
Had some friends over and I served a Cajun gumbo over rice.
Ducks. They’re hilarious when they’re alive and delicious when they’re cooked.
Just FYI, Scotch is whisky without an ‘e’. American and Irish are whiskey with an ‘e’. Japanese varies.
11·9 days agoThe fuck is Nostr? I can’t keep up.
If you want to learn how to use chopsticks, get a couple of friends together and order some really nice Chinese food. Serve it in bowls or on plates on a small table with you and your friends gathered around with a pair of chopsticks each.
The rules of the game are simple:
- you can only eat what you can get to your mouth using chopsticks.
- you can steal food off someone else’s chopsticks with your own.
You will quickly learn how to use the chopsticks!
Nothing changes because you don’t want to change.
Every time anyone offers you advice you dismiss it out of hand then post again about how terrible your life is.
Still, happy birthday, I guess.