Go buy a lottery ticket, here’s the historical record of the winning numbers.

Drug Overdose

Let say, hypothetically, a regulatory agency like the FDA, lets 50% of bad thing get approved.

Well what happens without the FDA?

100% of the bad things will be legal to sell.

So do you still want an FDA even if they are corrupt and let 50% of bad things go through?

And the FDA lets way less than 50% of bad things go through (I don’t have an exact number tho).

I mean they might pay, but probably not 80 million. And most likely not a lump sum.

Maybe they’d give you a hideout with a decent allowance every X days, and you have to promise to to never criticize or insult their government, and any internet/phone access will probably be monitored (by the Iranians).

And its not gonna be because they care about you, but just to keep you alive as their pet because its kinda like a middle finger to the US. But you are just a pet to them, not some hero.

I found a youtube video demonstrating the use of a bitcoing atm to deposit into a wallet, it did not show any ID or “take a photo of your face” requirements, just a simple deposit, perhaps times have changed?

Lol, the CIA will most definitely have a spy within the ranks of the Iranian government, and even if you somehow avoid the initial identification, the spies would be able to identify you and you get a KGB-style assassination against you (aka: poisoning, or maybe falling out of a window, depending on the agent’s mood), or just a traditional US-style drone strike.

If bitcoin, there are bitcoin ATMs, not sure if these exist for other coins. Find such ATM and buy with cash. Wear a mask and sunglasses and a generic hoodie with the hood up.

Disclaimer: I never used these, only know that they exist.

Yoink the lucky purple shorts (I’ll trespass so fuck the relationship meter requirement), put it in the middle of town.

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Are you actually beliving in the CIA hoax. Of course we could always do that. The BIG SHIP conspiracy is hiding the truth for y’all. You have been eating propaganda and have been brainwashed by MKULTRA. Magic has always existed. There are trained magicians able to re-summon the ship. The only reason why they haven’t is to maintain control of the Illuminati Earth Dome in order to protect the interests of BIG CRUISE SHIP industry.

The universe have 13+ billions of years of existence, most (modern) humans only live about 100 years.

You will be forgotten and nobody will ever know you existed.

Every nude leak.

Every embarassing moment.

Every acomplishment.

Every fuck up.

All will be wipe away, upon your death.

Nobody will ever care.

(But the timeline will remember. The butterfly effects you’ve causes will be remembered. That will not be you, just a remnant of you. The only trace of your existence to be left.)

I last heard the titanic sunk. What happened next? Did it un-sink?

She also loves to collect tons of free food from pantry’s and stuff them into the fridge or home pantry as if it’s a bottomless pit.

Holy shit wtf, are you me from an alternate universe?

My grandma keeps going to collect food that is meant for people in poverty, even though her daughter (aka: my mother) has enough resources to survive and probably should leave those stuff for other people more in need.

Maybe you are really obsessed with a new TV show / movie and have no one IRL to discuss with, and most Lemmy users haven’t watched it, so you are desparate to talk to people about the [Insert Plot Twist Here] in the show / movie.

Okay, I’m not gonna advocate for using Reddit.

But if you really want to, heres how:

You gotta stop using VPN/Tor for mainstream “social media” sites, since they’d just ban you on sight. They really hate IP addresses from VPNs/Tor. Also don’t use apps, use browser only, make sure all browsing data is cleared, preferably use chrome since they hate firefox for some reason, use desktop mode if they keep nagging you about the app, and old.reddit.com still works.

If you use browser, theres no way (besides using an illegal exploit), for the site to know your device ID / MAC addresses. Getting a new device is not necessary.

If you want to bypass the IP ban. Use mobile data. Turn off data, wait a minute, turn back on, you should have a new IP. If not, then turn off your phone for 10 minutes before turning back on. Some home internet also give new IP if you turn off modem for a while, but in my experience, I never got a new IP from powering off the modem, mot even for a few hours, so your best bet is use mobile data (hopefully you can afford a unlimited data plan).

OR alternatively, ask your ISP to give you a new IP.

And yes, it would be your real IP, but these sites basically force you to use your real IP anyways.

Then create a new email address, don’t use throwaway emails, use an actual email provider (Google, Outlook, etc, I doubt they like Protonmail addresses, so just stick with the mainstream providers).

You should be able to make a new account.

TLDR: You gotta make your traffic look “normal” to them. Use your real IP (after obtaining a new IP that has never been banned before), use mainstream browsers and in desktop mode, use old.reddit.com if you face issues. Use mainstream emails to sign up.

Btw, mainstream social media has too many bots, are you sure you want to go there?

Well its your choice. Good luck.

Are they still defaulting to “With network in high-traffic areas only”?

Because that essentially makes the tags useless.

More likely dead (shot to death by cops)

If you had a genie, you could just stop the global warming

_{via nuclear winter}

Probably someone who already knew your address IRL, but then found your online account and decided to mess with you.

Siblings? Friends? Neighbors?

I doubt someone who never met you IRL could’ve found you address (unless you leaked it somehow).

This sounds like Filial Piety on steorids