Oh no! Sadly, I cannot. Maybe go grab another kitty from the shelter. Good luck!

Ssssshhhh…

No Siamese. Just some mongrel off the streets.

I can mail you a brand new cat. Good enough?

Yes. I try to catch the blood mobile when it comes to town.

I think it’s helpful to someone and I like to think of it as an “oil change” for myself. Generating a fresh pint.

Fuck iPhones.

Boost is the best!

Launch the Rocket! 🚀

Ha, it’s total crap. I watched video news about it.

Oh no!

Certainly doesn’t need a hyoid bone.

Well, I certainly apologize. I know that’s pretty worthless.

Damn, I need to find a foie gras truck!

True

I’m in too many places where chatting to my phone wouldn’t go over well.

I’ve been swiping for years. I can’t believe no one else in my tight circle does it.

I’ve been. Fun spot.

Nice

Jameson whiskey & ginger ale.

Oh yeah, some people love it even from the boiled lobster.

3 varieties of Sake.