I’ve contracted AIDS, from an African prostitute.

Like that time Max Zorin of Zorin Industries went nuts, prompting the British secret service to intervene.

Did you develop a desire to flood silicon valley while escaping via blimp after you started using Zorin? Asking for a friend.

Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!

Leap that wall, if you’re so great

More recent development in spoon engineering.

I cloned myself so he could live my dream of multiple accounts.

Ah yes, the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude approach

Silent Hill [Pay Your Respects]

Also where artists sign their work with a kiss

Are you suggesting they might have a no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather?

When I was a kid, I was somewhat envious of Tom Hanks’ character in The Terminal. Rewatching it as an adult hits different after spending a lot more time in airports since then.

I had a Tab energy drink back in 2006 and I’ve been trapped ever since.

Not just South Park, in BASEketball there’s a Hawaiian luau scene where one of the characters gives a big speech that ends the animosity between the two main characters.

Russia went trans even earlier than that.

Should’ve seen this coming

I grew up along the border with Idaho and still can’t understand them 20 or so years later.

I only buy local, organic, free range fentanyl

The diet Coke of playable.

Took Russian for my language requirement at uni.

я говорю по русски очен плоха