Why tho? I never look around my workplace restroom and think, oh, that wants cleaning

So it turns out people also are attracted to people below their “league”.

I’ve done it, super fun, break a leg.

humorless pedants will never be able to acknowledge satire, no matter what you do

“Due to the time-sensitive nature of this matter I have had to make alternate arrangements. I hope we’ll be able to coördinate better in the future.”

Batman The Animated Series, prolly

not at all

That’s just my life married to someone with a different neuroflavor.

The good old notepad. One-time notes go in my pocket, anything even short-term get put in the bullet journal.

We eat a lot of tortillas but also johnnycakes.

black beans, chickpeas, cornmeal, eggs, bread

Double Dash was the best one. Eight-Deluxe is good but there’s no real reason to pick one racer over another.

Winter does not start on the same day everywhere.

It doesn’t? Winter starts weeks before the solstice.

That’s right. It seems interesting but I don’t have time to aggressively expand my music library in a conscientious way right now.

Just lemmy but I’ve been meaning to check out funkwhale.

Yes, your colon is a poop buffer.

I almost never see political content or cat memes. I think your experience comes down to your subscription list.

degloving

Delicious and fizzy. Pamplemousse best mousse.