That parallel universe is ours. Portable CRT-based TVs have existed since the 70s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handheld_television

Hey, despite their drawbacks CRTs are amazing.

The .1% are not elected officials but are instead controlling them. Billionaires and capitalism are the root of the problem.

Ok let me ask my two year old what he thinks. He responds very well to reason.

You had a moonlighting clause as a QA tester? The fuck?

having a kid who doesn’t want to ever get rid of any of her old toys

Do it for her then. I purge and donate my child’s toys every couple of months. It would be chaos otherwise.