Have you tried changing the filters?

I would watch that.

Get a Pixel?

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

Mork and Mindy is magnum opus.

I’m mired in grief and loneliness. Where’s my massage? I guess I’m not eligible.

It’s not shitty, out of control weeds, babe. It’s a Japanese Micro Forest. Get with it.

In my country, console plays you!

I’d like to see her bank statement.