Oh my gawd legitimately last night this happened to my partner and myself.

Our cat was NOT happy hahaha

I bought an Apple Watch for exercise and the best feature I didn’t know existed is a little button that I can press to audibly ping my phone, even when it’s on silent.

…I get more use out of that than the exercise features nowadays.

Oooo a “teh” in the wild—a rare site in the mobile internet age! (I’m not being mean, I’m just remarking the rarity!)

I eat chicken maybe 30 times more often than red meat.

I eat cheese all day every day tho…

That’s entire lives of (likely) red meat consumption! I also am never having kids, so I can have my occasional steak without feeling guilt.

Do you live in an apartment without in-unit washers? I live in a house and starting the laundry fucks with the shower’s water pressure and heat levels.

Ooooo I just started Ship of Harkinian! I’m about ten hours in.

I also have an awesome computer

I was talking to a coworker at my last job about how fracking introduces dangerous chemical into the water supply, and a random guy we never talk to came up and said “OH YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT FRACKING” like his job depended on it… we were not at all related to fracking

The place I work for is having an executive pay cut… but with tons of threats of other layoffs and chafing benefits for the worse. It’s really cool. I bet the top execs have pay cuts equal or less than one regular worker’s pay.

What an awful way to run a game hahaha. I had more complaints but I forgot them after so many years. Completely predatory game.

I picked up Destiny 2 during computer launch, because I never got to play the first one and saw all of the hype. I played through the main story, which I thought was pretty good… the audio and visuals were stellar. Then I went to go do world stuff with people to level up, and found everything shallow and same-y.

There also was NO FUCKING TEXT CHAT. There was a box you could type text into, but it didn’t work to chat with people around you stupid baffling decision. They added text chat later, making it opt-in which meant nobody used it.

The one raid was okay. Not a lot of combat in it.

Strikes got boring quickly.

I played through the main game and the two first expansions that came with my deluxe edition. There were no random rolls on equipment, meaning everything was the same. I joked that they would add them in with the first expansion that requires me to pay… and they did just that. I never paid. I just quit. Fuck em. No I guess they took the whole ass campaign out, which is stupid because that was a pretty fun part if the game. I’m never touching a Destiny game again.

Mine does not vibrate when I’m sleeping.

what aboot unknown knowns, those are my favorite

Excellent song by one of my favorite bands!

Danke schon! Two years since I’ve logged into Reddit hahaha

I have like six volumes and I’m only on volume two… I think that’ll be my goal for tomorrow.

Hahahaha I love this

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FAST AND THERE IS SO MUCH TEXT AND MANY FILTERS AND EFFECTS STOP MAKING SUCH DEEP EYE CONTACT WITH ME AND MOVING AROUND AT A BREAKNECK PACE

I have ADHD and this is NOT made for me, it makes me DEEPLY uncomfortable. Every video seems like that gif of Morshu from Link: Faces of Evil sped up to hell moving around but explaining a shitty fake lifehack or something.

I hate it all.

Holy shit it works, and transforms the front page into an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE