Stop trying to make fetched a thing.

Shaka, when the walls rizzed.

Groovy is acceptable, but only in the way Ash from the Evil Dead uses it.

I’m having a terrible anxiety flashback from installing Ubuntu on a netbook back in 2010. It was like a 20 command process that required babysitting and a second computer. It felt like each thing I fixed broke two other things.

Things are better now, thankfully.

Me too. I don’t even need 60hz. I get motion sickness if a screen goes over 30hz. I guess I’m officially old.

Y’see, that’s not quite how it works.

I think maybe, I had Stockholm syndrome. As he dipped deeper and deeper into madness, I felt like, were he still alive, I could help him.

Healthy? No.

But could you quote a work of fiction that strikes you similarly?

First time I saw the † used in a non-scholastic work. Loved every page of it.

: David Foster Wallace has entered the chat from beyond the grave:

And when Mercury is in retrograde, you can make an excuse for anything being kind of shitty or off.

Manic Positivity: level 4.

Just say you had too much medication and politely deny any social contracts you entered yourself into while believing you were a human for a bit.