Or just wait for your identical twin to buy a device that does six eggs at a time! It’s what I did.

This, however, makes way more than 6 eggs so it’s really good for when I need to make a bunch of deviled eggs, thanks!

Dear Mallow!

Being indoors is great! It’s climate controlled, free of predators trying to eat you, has food, water, AND the humans clean up your poop after you! You should come on inside!

End letter to mallow

I’m doing…okay. We’re going to go get apples today and I’ll make apple butter soon. The kitten is doing okay although it’s like, time for her to whine about…idk. Cat stuff.

Mother’s cat is good. Mother’s cat is a nudge though and needs all all all my attention lately. I’m hiding in the living room with the kitten.

The kitten is going eeeeee and aaaaaaa (whining)

I do because I mean to make chocolate chip banana bread, they get ripe, I turn away, oh FUCK they’re bad lmfao.

Scrolling past I went “Hmmm Benedict guy” and sure was!

Sick again, and the insurance is going away so. Like.

Everything sucks quite a bit.

I’d have to look into if it’s legal here. If so, maybe I can add it to next year’s garden though.

The only time I like a video walkthrough is for some visual based puzzles because screenshots aren’t always precise enough.

The other 99 percent? Screw that, gone a step by step guide damn it!

Thinking about Animal Crossing New Horizons while trying to listen to husband talk about Dwarf Fortress.

Sometimes I am worried I gave him a full time job by showing him that game!

Oh no it’s stuck in my head now!

I loved seeing bales of hay out in the fields during road trips as a kid. They’re so so big!

I love gps devices! I love mapquest! I love waze! Anything to help me not be lost!!

I played some of the demo, it was nice! I’ll keep an eye on it.

She needs to be sprinkled in like walnuts or something.

My analogy is bad, in short I agree.

I’ve given up on getting to sleep before I medicate her. I’ll probably do it a bit early, but uggghhh.

It’s almost 3am but I’m not allowed to sleep because mother’s cat needs affection. No, more affection. No, different affection.

I love her. I need to wake up in 4 hours to medicate her so I’d like some sleep…

I bet GTA 6, if only because those investors are going to be more bloodthirsty about it coming out eventually.

Teeth and fusion need approval to be safe from the…government…

I withdraw my bet.

But I’m almost 40! How much more age do I need to get??

I still want to get better at socializing and it’s so difficult when neurotypicals act polite to your face and then do that! It makes to so hard to learn!

I’m glad kitty got to calm down with a good dog!

Sort of. It’s more like “I think I’m doing well socializing then I’ll find out later secondhand they think I’m a fucking idiot child and mocked me after I left.”

And then I’m tired as hell to try again.